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Title:The Mask
Original Air Date:November 3, 1994
Guest Stars:Jim Carrey, Charles Russell

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Space Ghost (SG): (before the movie) Only ten seconds! I only get ten seconds to tell people about my interview with Jim Carrey after the movie? What? We're on now? Uh, Space Ghost, Jim Carrey, right after the movie!
(The movie)
SG: (watching film trailer on monitor) Did you see that dog?
Zorak (Z): Yeah.
SG: That dog was great!
Z: He was good.
SG: How do you suppose they got... Oh, hi everyone, I'm Space Ghost. We just saw "The Mask" with Jim Carrey.
Z: It was funny.
SG: Sure was! I have a new talk show on the Cartoon Network, called "Space Ghost Coast to Coast". It airs Friday nights at 11pm Eastern, and 10pm Central. (the words "Shameless Self Promotion" flash at bottom of screen while he plugs his show) Alrighty! We have some interviews with the stars of "The Mask"! Look! Here comes Jim now!
Z: Ihh, his mask is better than yours.
SG: Shut your yap, ya stupid cricket. Hello, Jim! Were you followed?
Jim Carrey (JC): Uhhhh... No.
SG: Good! Y'know, I just called Zorak a cricket, but he's really a mantis!
JC: Oh really? He's really a mantis. Excellent.
Z: Impersonate me!
JC: (Does mantis impersonation) This kind of mantis?
SG: Say, that's pretty good!
JC: I used to love mantises. I used to love to, like, get a mantis and a grasshopper, put them into a jar and shake them up.
SG: A grass-mantis shake? Now if only we knew where to find a big grasshopper!
Z: Shut up!
JC: Cool. Alright.
SG: Hey Jim, can you impersonate me?
JC: (makes humming-whistling sound effect)
SG: Childish.
JC: I love the killer ray, man.
SG: And it loves you!
JC: Really?
SG: Yes! But love it carefully, it's a very delicate instrument.
JC: It doesn't just go off, every once in awhile, and just swat somebody?
SG: Nooo... (his destructo ray goes off, burning Zorak to a crisp)
SG: I... meant to do that.
Z: Eh... uh...
JC: Oh, man!
SG: He'll live, he always does. So, do you love my mask as well, citizen Mask?
JC: Space Ghost's mask is e-, is excellent. But where are the ears, man?
SG: Don't need 'em. I read lips.
JC: Excellent.
SG: What? What?! (laughs)
JC: Cool. Alright.
SG: I hear (get it? hear?) that you can make your heart beat out of your chest. Do it!
JC: Uhhh, that's just really a side effect from the drugs.
SG: Drugs are bad!
JC: Cool. Alright.
SG: I've never taken drugs.
JC: Quit braggin'!
SG: Sorry.
JC: Alright.
SG: Do you have any words of wisdom to tell the universe?
JC: To the universe?
SG: No, to the universe!
JC: Uhhhh, n-, uhhhh, yeah, um, no.
SG: Bye then!
JC: Cool. Alright.
SG: Whatever. (zaps Jim off monitor)
Z: (still crisped) Emmm... mmmm...
SG: I'm really sorry, Zorak. I didn't mean to...
Z: Ehhh, sure, Space Ghost.
SG: (Pong game is on monitor) It just went off! Really!
Z: Sure it did. Ihhh.
Charles Russell (CR): (in the control room) Didn't he have a sidekick or something?
Moltar (M): What, you mean those teens? (laughs) They're history!
CR: That's cool.
SG: My next guest is Charles Russell! He directed "The Mask"! (Charles appears on monitor) Citizen Charles! Welcome to the show!
CR: Thank you very much.
SG: That dog was amazing!
CR: (laughs) I treated that dog just like my actors.
SG: I can be an actor! I've got the look!
CR: Oh, well, the yellow cape is good, I like yellow a lot...
SG: Me too!
CR: We have a nice, banana yellow zoot suit in "Mask".
SG: Bananas are a good source of potassium!
CR: That's true.
SG: So very, very true!
CR: (looks at Space Ghost)
SG: So, what about the rest of my suit?
CR: It's strong, it's powerful, but I think it's time for Space Ghost to break out.
SG: I like the way you think, Chuck!
CR: I think I might wanna do something with the wardrobe, I think, oh, I think I might wanna do something, maybe, with a little more color.
SG: You wanna paint me up all green like the "Mask" guy?
CR: The truth, though, is that Jim Carrey actually is green.
SG: Zorak is green... with evil!
CR: I think having an evil bandleader is always a plus, because it gives you that special edge to the music.
SG: Yeah, whatever. We're not here to talk about music, Chuck. We're here to talk about me, and my new talk show on the Cartoon Network, which airs Friday nights at 11pm Eastern Standard Time! ("Shameless Self Promotion" flashes at bottom of screen again)
CR: Although, Space Ghost, I must say that I've enjoyed some of your earlier work in particular...
SG: That was nothin'! I was typecast!
CR: But, Tex, Tex Avery, uh... Chuck Jones...
SG: Those guys are old school! I was typecast! Don't you get that?!
CR: (looks back in silence)
SG: I kept getting super-hero parts, saving galaxies... I wanted more heroic roles! Like... like Lassie!
CR: Uh, I've always been bored with Lassie, who...
SG: Bored with Lassie?! Lassie's king!
Z: Yeah! Lassie's king!
CR: Did he have a sidekick or something?
Z: (under his breath) Lassie-hater.
SG: Normally, I'd ask you if you had any final words for the universe, but we're out of time for you, because now I must plug my show! "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" airs only on The Cartoon Network! ("Shameless Self Promotion" flashes at bottom of screen again) Friday nights at 11pm Eastern, 10pm Central, 9pm Mountain, uh, 8pm Pacific, Greenwich Mean Time would be... in Taiwan, 2pm in Honolulu, 11:45 in London, backtracking across the International Dateline... Are we on in Guam? Somebody tell me, are we on in Guam?

Jim Carrey
Chuck Russell
Matthew Maiellaro
Michael Cahill
Sonny Sharrock
Eddie Horst
George Lowe
C. Martin Croker
Ken Brady
Paige Lillard
C. Martin Croker
Jack Maloney
Tanya Bergan
Matt Harrigan
Fred Seibert
(inverted) Tom Roche
Roy Clements
New Line Cinema
Alex Toth
Khaki Jones
Andy Merrill
Keith Crofford
Michael Lazzo

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Animated Characters TM & © 1966 Hanna Barbera Productions, Inc.
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