(Sung by Space Ghost, Brak and Zorak)
- SG:
- I smell turkey!
- B:
- Tuna fish!
- SG:
- Big beef jerky!
- B:
- Potato knish!
- SG:
- I smell oh-nions!
- Z:
- Pizza too!
- SG:
- The dog needs washing!
- Z:
- And so do you!
- SG:
- It smells like...!
- All:
- What does it smell like, Space Ghost?
- SG:
- It smells like...!
- All:
- Pork and beans?
- SG:
- It smells like...!
- All:
- Yaaaahhhhh!!
- SG:
- It smells like Cartoon Planet! Whoo whee!
- SG:
- Zorak prison pod, Brak Brak,
- Z:
- Barnyard animals,
- B:
- Oink!
- Z:
- Quack.
- SG:
- Zorak upside down,
- Z:
- Sing it, fuzzy.
- B:
- I'm a little teapot, short and stout!
- SG:
- It smells like...!
- All:
- Asparagus and cabbage!
- SG:
- It smells like...!
- All:
- Boxer shorts!
- SG:
- It smells like...!
- All:
- Yaaaahhhhh!!
- SG:
- It smells like Cartoon Planet! (sniff!) Ahhh!
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(Sung by Brak)
I love you, baby. I love the way that you walk.
I love you, baby. I love the way that you talk.
I really like it, when you call my name:
"Hey, Braky Wacky!"
Whoa, I like your sister. I like your Aunt Louise.
I like your doggie. Hey, I even like his fleas.
I really like it, when you tickle me.
Hee hee hee hee hee. Stop it!!!!
Somebody left a cake out in the rain. Oh no!
I was gonna eat that cake, but now it's all wet
And now I don't think I want any!
We could get married. Just the two of us.
And you could get a job, drivin' a school bus.
I love you, baby! Will you marry me?
You don't have to decide right away!
Think it over, who's it gonna hurt?
Where ya goin'?
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(Sung by Zorak)
Like a moth to a flame, I will call out her name:
Zingor. Zingor. Zingor.
I've got ants in my pants, as I do the mating dance
For Zingor. Zingor. Zingor.
Green is the color of my true love's exoskeleton.
She only has a thousand eyes for me. She's coo coo!
Our ancient love will survive the scourge of mankind and evolution.
Come on, mama! Bring it on home to Z! Yeah...
Hey, waiter! What's the poop? There's a fly in my soup!
Reminds me of... (sigh) Zingor.
Wherever you are, baby... remember: Vigazo beano laga. Vigazo beano cous
cous.
That means: I don't get mad. I get even.
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(Spoken by Space Ghost and Zorak)
- SG:
- (high voice) Oh! Help us! Please! Help us!
- SG:
- (normal voice) Oh no! A planet in need! This looks like a job for
Mr. Big Tough Guy,
Spaaaace Ghoooost! Ta daa! (sings and makes vocal sound effects)
He's so powerful, how can they ever stop him?
So, faithful viewers, Space Ghost raises his mighty power bands, and:
(more vocal sound effects; accidentally blasts Zorak)
- Z:
- Arghhh! Ick! Oh, baby!
- SG:
- Oops! Eh, sorry! I got a little carried away. How
embarrassing!
- Z:
- Yeah, yeah, eh, don't mention it. (cough)
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("Scat" by Space Ghost, Brak and Zorak)
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(Sung by Brak)
Whoa! Hey! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Whoa! Hey! Don't touch me!
Hey! Hey! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Hey! Whoa! Don't touch me!
La la la la! La la la la! La la la la! La la la la! La la la la!
La! Don't touch me!
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(Sung by Zorak)
Okay, boys, gimme room.
Bobby's with his Scout troop, Muffy's playing tennis,
No one gets to play with Zorak, Zorak is a menace!
Suzy's at the shoppin' mall, hangin' with her schoolies,
No one gets to hang with Zorak, he's just too unruly!
It's not easy bein' evil, but evil's what I be! (laughs)
I'd like to be your buddy, be invited to your house,
But all your parents think I'm just a stinky little louse!
People think I'm the life of the party, 'cause I tell a joke or three.
(evil laugh)
It's not easy being evil, and evil's what I beeeeee, yeah!
Choke on it!
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(Sung by Brak)
Put your sox on Mama now, put your sox on Mama now, whoa!
Put your sox on Mama, put your sox on Mama now,
Put your sox on Mama now, 'cause your feet really smell!
Put your pants on Mama now... no, not pants!
Put your shoes on Mama now, put your shoes on Mama now, whoa!
Put your shoes on Mama now, put your shoes on Mama now, hey hey!
Put your shoes on Mama, 'cause your... breath really stinks! Oh yeah!
Put your sox on Mama now... Can I go about ten more minutes of this?
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(Sung by Space Ghost and Zorak)
- SG:
- Everybody wants to be Space Ghost,
Everybody near and far.
Hey ma! Look at me! I'm on TV!
Everybody wants to be a star.
I'm Space Ghost, Mr. Space Ghost,
I've got big muscles and I can dance,
When Zorak tries to bug me,
I zap him with my power bands.
- Z:
- Eh, I don't think that will be necessary.
- SG:
- I think I'll zap him with my power bands! (laughs) (ZAP!)
(Blam!)
Oh, Saturn and Jupiter and Neptune too,
I've been hearin' it from coast to coast,
I'd give anything if for just one day
I could be a superhero like Space Ghost.
- Z:
- Eh, why would anyone want to be Space Ghost?
- SG:
- Everybody wants to be just like me!
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(Spoken/sung by Space Ghost and Zorak)
- SG:
- (hums theme music) And now, here he is, ladies and gentlemen, the
Sands
Hotel of New Zlandar is proud to present, the king, Spaaaaaaaaaace
Ghoooooooooost! (hums more music)
- Z:
- Eh, Space Ghost?
- SG:
- (applause sound)
- Z:
- Space Ghost!
- SG:
- Thank you very much! (hums more music)
- Z:
- Space Ghost!
- SG:
- (singing) I'm goin' to Venus, hey! I'm gonna do it in my
space ship, ah...
- Z:
- Space Ghost!
- SG:
- I'm goin' to Venus, I'm goin' to go there 'cause it's really hip,
hey!
I'm goin' to Venus, ah! I got my toenails painted red, hey,
I'm goin' to Venus, ah, 'cause no one there ever goes to bed, hey!
Come on, dance it with me now...
- Z:
- Space Ghost!
- SG:
- What?!
- Z:
- Stop it! I'm trying to sleep!
- SG:
- Oh, you're no fun!
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(Sung by Brak)
I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talking hey!
It was made with fresh beef baloney and Mom bought it yesterday.
It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy.
Slap a little brown mustard on top, and buddy, you're full of joy!
Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school,
Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, one of them boys is cruel!
There's just... hey, wait a minute! I'm, I'm sittin' on it!
Aw man! I'm sorry, sandwich!
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(Sung by Space Ghost, Zorak and Brak)
- SG:
- I got a doodle in my noodle, and its name is Minkey Boodle!
- Z:
- Minkey Boodle!
- B:
- Minkey Boodle!
- Z:
- Minkey Boodle!
- B:
- Minkey Boodle!
- SG:
- I got my mojo risin', there's a poodle in my strudel!
- Z:
- Minkey Boodle!
- B:
- Minkey Boodle!
- Z:
- Minkey Boodle!
- B:
- Minkey Boodle!
- SG:
- Croodle loodle doodle moodle, foodle woodle zoodle...
- Z:
- Eh, I'm sick of this!
- B:
- Minkey Boodle!
- Z:
- Shut up, Brak!
- B:
- No!
- SG:
- I got a doodle in my noodle, and its name is Minkey Boodle!
- Z:
- (concurrently) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop
it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- B:
- (concurrently) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- SG:
- Beautiful! (concurrently) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop
it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
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(Sung by Brak)
One day I was drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck, and I
wrote this song.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I said I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my bi... Oh, it's over!
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(Sung by Brak)
Okay, new song, take 1.
I'm goin' down Highway 913 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm goin' down Highway 900... that's too hard to say! Okay!
I'm goin' down Highway 92 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm goin' down Highway 92 in my... no, that doesn't work either.
Highway 59! No, highway 40! Highway 40, let me see... 40! Okay! I got
it!
I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck. Hey!
I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old... no, that's not...
Highway 40 in my big old... no... (sigh)
I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old... that's it! ... pickup
truck.
(whispering) I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
(loud again) I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
Hey! Hey, Zorak! Listen here, hey buddy, listen!
I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I said I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm... (burp!) Excuse me! I'm goin' down Highway 40 in my big old
pickup truck!
Thank you very much! Oh, my headphones fell off! Heh heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh!
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(Instrumental)
I love you, baby. I love the way that you walk.
I love you, baby. I love the way that you talk.
I really like it when you call my name:
"Hey, Braky Wacky!"
I like your sister. I like your Aunt Louise.
I like your doggie. I even like his fleas.
I really like it, when you tickle me.
Stop it!!!!
Somebody left a cake out in the rain. Oh no!
I was gonna eat that cake, but now it's all wet
And I don't think I want any!
We could get married. Just the two of us.
And you could get a job, drivin' a school bus.
I love you, baby! Will you marry me?
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(Instrumental)
Like a moth to a flame, I will call out your name:
Zingor. Zingor. Zingor.
I've got ants in my pants as I do the mating dance
For Zingor, Zingor. Zingor.
Green is the color of my true love's exoskeleton.
She only has a thousand eyes for me.
Our ancient love will survive the scourge of mankind's evolution.
Come on mama. Bring it on home to me!
Hey, waiter! What's the poop? There's a fly in my soup!
Reminds me of... Zingor. Zingor. Zingor.
Wherever you are, baby... remember.
Vizago beano laga. Vizago beano cous cous.
That means: I don't get mad. I get even.
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(Sung by Brak)
Mashed potatoes! Hey! Sweet potatoes!
Baked potatoes! Potato chips!
Whoa! Smoked sausage! Fried chicken!
Pepperoni pizza! Tenderloin tips!
Nobody can make a donut do the things you do.
Believe me, baby, believe me, baby, I've tried quite a few!
I've eaten meatballs in Sweden, and pork chops in Peru.
But all it did, all it did, all it did, all it did, all it did was
remind me of you, baby!
And your mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes... Oh baby! Pass the butter!
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